Big Spottie Unicorn
£68.00
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Big Spottie Unicorn’s voice can tame storms... basically. A seasoned opera singer with an enchanting soprano and a flair for drama, her high notes can startle pigeons two towns over.
Her horn doubles as a baton when she conducts impromptu rehearsals, and her falsetto is so pure it regularly brings Amuseables Cassette Tape to tears – though he cites allergies.
The voice. The horn. The flying. No, you’re not dreaming, she’s really that brilliant!